The first run, for the first believers. Each piece is numbered in order of purchase — your number is your receipt that you were here before the crowd figured out what a better price was worth. When they're gone, they're gone.






| SIZE | CHEST (PIT TO PIT) | LENGTH (HPS TO HEM) | FITS CHEST |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ | 27½″ | 34–37″ |
| M | 21½″ | 28½″ | 38–41″ |
| L | 23″ | 29½″ | 42–45″ |
| XL | 24½″ | 30½″ | 46–49″ |
| 2XL | 26″ | 31¼″ | 50–53″ |
The cut: heavyweight cotton, boxy and relaxed on purpose — it drapes, it doesn't cling. True to size gets you the intended look.
Between sizes? Size down for a standard fit, stay up for full boxy. When in doubt, grab your best-fitting tee, lay it flat, and match the pit-to-pit number above — that beats guessing every time.
Shrinkage: pre-shrunk; wash cold, hang dry, and it holds. Hot dryer can take up to ½″ of length — the numbers above assume you treat it right.
Caps: one size, adjustable strap, fits 21½″–24½″ (most heads). No decision required.